Ha! No match for my bedhair
Here D have your knickers back
They disappeared right up my crack
Give 'em a wash if I were you
Oh my god they smell of poo!
I would use some softener too
Now you know what Jerome went through!
Psssssssss.... What's that?
Oh the D-Mobile's got a flat
Hohoho that's so funny
Enough to make your eggs go runny
You and Nic will not get far
It's the bus for you without a car
The evil one and I are waiting
In our den.
Where cheese is grating...
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Oh, by the way, if you get really stuck on what number to use, you can always come up with another title for it- although a title for this one would be quite disturbing.... π
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