Who's that at the door?
Adopting a heroic stance?
Seeking squirrel retribution
In their shiny hero pants?
Ha! Dynamic Duo
Ready for funny stares?
I've swiped your hero knickers
Good job you wear two pairs...
Back to the D-Den ladies
Quickly! Off you dart
Round two goes to the lads
Jerome was just the start...
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