To fix the D-Mobile?
Did you think Jerome's corpse in the exhaust
Would quash our heroic zeal?
The hero pants have been double washed
And ironed and battle bedazzled
To blind you boys when they glint and shine
With true old sassy sazzle.
The chicks have been decked out
In bomber chicken style
And Wonky Bill's upgraded their eggs
To make you run a mile.
You'd better take cover
Or your days are numbered now
Though you think you've trumped us
And are getting on like the Laughing Cow.
Pretty soon we'll be round
Rapping on your door,
So come on boys get ready
There's much much more in store...
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Haha, this is fun apart from the fact that Opuss has stopped working on my iPad grr, it's difficult using a phone!
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