When will this mornings battle begin?
A bit of an impasse, it could be draw
Come on heroes, wat'cha waitin' for?
To let you know there's a Viking lord
Who'll be watching to make sure it's all above board
As The Final Cornflict reaches its end
Both sides have a judging friend
Will it be hero pants? Or leelee's bedhair?
Jack and Nic, are you even there?
Pies and chickens are utilised with flair
One thing's for sure, @VikingHorn will play fair
Who will claim the winners cup?
Have another exploding pie, and please tidy up!
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