So ladies, you've got Jack
And you think you've won
You really must be joking
One last thing to be done
My evil shirted sidekick
I'm prepared to sacrifice
I told you I play dirty
Here it is, and it ain't nice
I've planted several hair bombs
All around the D-Den
I don't think you'll find 'em
Before I count to ten
Then...oh dear oh dear...
KA-BLAM! SPLAT! KA-BOOM!
Hero pants and sadly, Jack
Will be splattered all round the room!
Tick...tick...tick...
Mwahahaha!
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