It's a ticking but I needn't fear
Oh Nic, you threw out bombs with glee
But you're dealing with BedHairLee
While you weren't looking, I lobbed it far
It ended up under your car!
There ain't gonna be much legroom
What's that noise? Tick...tick...BOOM!
I told you once, I told you twice
I'm BedHairLee, I don't play nice!
Right then don't mean to be rude
May I suggest an interlude
At the end of the day I'm still lee lee
And I'm off to have my cup of tea...
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@leelee101 @naaviie you read my mind, I was literally just about to call a halt, but don't forget to carry on tomorrow! Wait to post until we're all ready, though π I'll make a post tomorrow, when we all like the time for cheese post, we can begin again, okay everyone? @Delilah
@Delilah @MelchiorJ13 @leelee101 - strokes chicken while sitting in big chair oh wait, can good guys do that?
@naaviie @Delilah @leelee101 by the way, you'll be happy to know I've kept track of the names of all our post so we can make a mass compilation later- wait, can bad guys do that? π
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