Daring D you won't get far
I buggered the gears in your car
There's nothing worse
Than stuck in first
So slow, like driving thru tar!
With BedHair under my hat
I could walk quicker than that
Here, have some cheese
I can hear your engine wheeze!
Pssssssssss....oh no! Another flat!
It seems to me, my dear
Us evils have nothing to fear
I've plenty of time
To write up this rhyme
Ooo what's that? It's a beer....
So hunny, when you're ready
And if you can keep your nerves steady
It's all rather slack
Will you ever attack?
It's getting boring already...
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