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The Process

Divine, sublime, hints of lemon & Lime the flavour of words that light up my mind!

But I'm stung, and stunned
On the tip of my tongue is the one... I struggle to find

Where?
Why?
How?do they allude me, confuse me and ruse,
question my truths

Caught in the web of the-right-words-to-use

Shaking my vocabulary until the right words fall lose, deduce, rejoice and de-juice!

Begging to differ, can't think any quicker
so with me & myself I form a truce

So as to not over complicate (again) I deduct and eliminate, limit and divide by eight and stick with the words I did originally chose!

THE WORDS
My girlfriend left me and hit my stuffed dog over the head with a shovel, so now I'm singing the blues!

My feet are so small you couldn't walk a mile in my shoes.
Just found out my third nipple named frank is only a bruise?

And you think you got it bad I'm as tall as Tom Cruise... With little angry man syndrome missing his 13amp fuse.

Edhum3

@Edhum3

Just spreading some words

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Clever....witty....and hilarious....love it very muchly....๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Yes very witty. Although Tom cruise is very wee.

Lmfao this made me laugh especially the last section ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

@smellyfingers @eddie12309 @misslittleDHP why thank you pilgrims ;)

@smellyfingers @eddie12309 @misslittleDHP thank you for the re-posts too! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœจ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ very witty and clever and I love the flow ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜˜

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