What Can I Do?

MelchiorJ13 • 304 followers

The wars are over,
Puns are done,
I'm blushing red,
To say I've won,
Delilah put up quite a fight,
With Stilton, Brie and Gouda might,
I very nearly ran clean out,
Of cheese puns to use in our bout,
Resorted to Queso, Sewsew,
Was running out of puns to throw,
I'm now the 'King',
What can I say,
Except good game,
A mighty play,
But, now, a question,
All of you,
Now that I'm king,
What can I do?
I can't command the mighty steeds,
Or cheese wheel canons, crackers, mead,
I very well can't arm the guards,
To raid the pantry clean of Lard,
I doubt I'll even make a name,
The cheese pun king, go down in fame?
I think Delilah won the game,
The royal mice are quite a pain,
Please free me of this punny place,
Don't want to ever show my face,
I won the wars, and now I'm king,
But, oh, what troubles does it bring,
Delilah, I won by submission,
What to do,
With my position,
Still, I thank you for the fun,
And pleased to come out number one,
I very gladly take the place,
As ruler of the cheese pun race.

#absurdist #cheese #comedy #general #pun-battle #wordplay

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