10 August 2012
They'd had a crafty look
And found the perfect scenery
For their live action Jungle Book
Just then a sudden noise
Blimey, what was that?
It wasn't any doggie
And it sure weren't any cat
Then there stood a figure
With a straggly beard
Wearing a leather loincloth
It was Brandon, Wolf of Weird
The director said to Brandon
Man, what was that noise?
I've heard it once before
I think we've found a Tarzan, boys!
Tell me how you did it
That's just how Tarzan sings
That weren't no impression
He'd been bit by bitey things
He was only doing gardening
In his loincloth's leather folds
Cutting back the jungle
In his yellow marigolds
He wanted to play Indy
Had the whip and hat to wear
The jungle set was perfect
For a Mayan temple's there
But Disney's doing Tarzan
And not The Jungle Book
With @WeirdWolf as the star
It should be worth a look
Loincloth • Opuss № I