So you're looking for a sidekick
But there's nobody about
And without a list of applicants
You've given me a shout
I'll introduce myself
In just a little while
In the meantime, why don't you check out
My crooked winning smile
I hear a hole needs filling
You need somebody's aid
You'll find me in the shadows
Cloaked in deepest shade
Ready to fight dirty
To commit a deed most foul
Against a Northern Irish miss
And the vet who comes with owl
They've got some real good banter
Looking hot in hero pants
Pretty sure they'll wither
With just one evil glance
My services aren't forever
I give no guarantee
But I'll tell you something matey
You'll do worse than employ me
If the position is still open
I'm ready for the fight
Sometimes in the day
Maybe best at night
Out of all those cheeses
Did you mention Dairylea™?
As for an introduction
Call me BedHairyLee©...
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Haha, I love this! You're hired! rubs hands together evilly. They won't know what's hit them, you'll do perfect! I'll make the first post to start the epic war of cheese, but in the meantime, what cheesy supervillian sidekick name do you want? Muahahahaha..... 👍😉🍻
@leelee101 😂 of course, I'm briely sorry, must have skipped it! And any time, must strike fear into our opponents! 😂 Cheese! 🍻
@leelee101 Gah! The Squirrel Snatcher has rebranded as BedHairyLee!! 😱😱😱 my old nemesis we meet again
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