28 August 2012
The 'Bowl', or style of walking
Applies to everyone
Matching 'bowling' to its owner
Can be a lot of fun
My favourite is the 'fruit bowl'
Not too hard to spot
Demonstrated by the wee man
Trying to be something he's not
Arms three feet from the body
Like he's carrying sacks of coal
He ain't so great without his mates
But he's expert at 'the bowl'
So, 'hard man' walks the 'fruit bowl'
And it really is a farce
He's not tough, walks like he's stuffed
An apple up his arse!
The Bowl • Opuss № I