Jester

Where they'd held many grand balls
Lived Princess Aurora
Be a sin to ignore her
But she refused any suitors calls

One day the silly court jester
Thought well, she's only gonna fester
He had some neck
But he thought, what the heck
He climbed up to her room and caressed her

Jester took her by surprise
You could tell by the look in her eyes
You've played it so cool
I can see you're no fool
I've heard about you; is it lies?

No lies, Princess, he said
As he got into the royal bed
She liked it so much
He's no fool as such
Just call him the Clown Prince instead...