Remember

A funny smell I didn't know
I said 'Mum, that's not too nice'
'Ah,' she said. 'That's dad's Old Spice'
Of all the scents he could have bought
Something better he should have sought
Advertised in a dreamy whirl
With surfer, sea and lovely girl
The only similarity
With freshness, for it stinks, you see
As after shave it ain't no thriller
Better off used as fly killer
Young man, you think your odds are stacked?
No women will this stuff attract
Glad I took a mates advice
And never ever used Old Spice
No, my friends, I used my head
Splash it all over, used Brut instead!