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Fruit

That'll sting your ass
In the toilet you will take root

I think it deserves a mention
That all your good intentions
Will go down the pan
As quick as they can
No use in having pretensions

It cannot be the given way
To exist on just 'five a day'
Give me some meat
On my plate, that's a treat
I'm fruity enough, ok?

leelee101

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Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (24)

Lol! Great! (there was another entry about what fruit does to you, I'm beginning to wish I hadn't chosen the word! 😂)

@Georgiastar haha! I know, I saw it. I think there may be more... 😂😂👍❤

Ha ha...@leelee101 oh how I love poo poems💩💩💩💩💩💩❤❤❤❤

@leelee101 oh no! 💩🍎🍊🍓🍉 that was brilliant though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@oushie12 haha! Thanks Hun ❤ and thanks for reposting 👏😘

@misslittleDHP hoho! You do, don't you sweetie? 😂😂😂💩 ❤😍

@leelee101 💩💩❤❤💩💩

Hahaha omg brilliant👏👏💨💨💗😄 hmmm if this is just fruit imagine fruity curry or fruity spicy food 😳 Mexican will never be the same 😄😘😘 great write yet again Mr Lee 💜

@minxyMolly cheers MM 💐💐 fruity curry? God help us....🍅🍓🍉🍊🍎💩💩💩💩

@minxyMolly @minxyMolly how funny you are. Wait till you get to the cabbage and sprouts! 🌙

@sleepydragon 😳 oh dear I dread to think 💨😄😂😘

😂😂😂🍅🍓🍎🍊🍉=💩💩💩💩❤

Excellent, Chernobyl-arse!

😂😂😂blueberry buns💙💩💙

@wolfie haha! Cheers mate 👍

@sjw 😂😂😂👏❤❤👍💋

@ckahn probably not for long hun...😂😂😂👍❤

@ckahn thanks for reposting kristina 👍❤😘

@sjw thanks for reposting hunny 👍❤😘

@RichWithey thanks for reposting hombre 👍👏🍻

😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👏👏👏

@sarahgamal thank u hunny ❤ and 💋 for the RP too 👍😘

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@RichWithey no, you do 🍻 😂👍

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