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Fruits!!!

And on it there's apples as nice as can be,
Carrots are good for you I suppose
But they look better on a snowman's nose
Cabbage is gross like eating crocodile skin
I can make a lantern with a pumpkin
I like oranges but not the pips
I like to place them in my lips,
I can't choose my the one I like the best
That is still my mission, that is my quest!

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Comments & Feedback (6)

Brilliant 👏😄👋!

@Georgiastar thanks!😘😜💜

Haha, this is great! 👏 (except I love cabbage) 😄😜

@MelchiorJ13 lol! Thanks for commenting, @Georgiastar I have changed a little to make it make sense! Only a word or so though!

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