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The Guy From St Helen's

There was a guy from St Helen's
Who had a thing for girls melons
The girls would pout,
hearing him shout
"Come here you little flusey!
your fruit looks rather juicy.

sjw

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Opuss has given me a love of words and writing...

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Comments & Feedback (31)

@Giorgiastar πŸ˜‰

πŸŠπŸŠπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ maybe @leelee101 would enjoy this! πŸ˜„

@Georgiastar πŸ˜‰

πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Lol, awesome! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘

@MelchiorJ13 I think he would! Thanks for the RP 😘

@Burrfoot @Georgiastar thanks guys 😘

@MelchiorJ13 what are you implying sir? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰β€πŸ‘

@leelee101 πŸ”₯πŸ‰πŸŠπŸ”₯πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ…πŸ… I assume you are aware of my penguin sauce related implementations O_o

I'm not from st Helen's but I do love a juicy pear!! Lol x

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 I am not feeling very normal today, so I wrote this: Little saucy? Feeling fruity? Little penguins, Got the booty, Raunchy flavour, Sauce to savour, Do the penguins, All a favour, Leelee's saucy, Cup of tea, Fruity, juicy, Bit loopy, Burns the tongue, With flame sensation, What a way, Some hot elation, We all know, Of leelee's kind, For this is just, What's on his mind.

@MelchiorJ13 haha! Oh those poor penguins... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@leelee101 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ§

Brilliant....you are all fruit loops!!

@leelee101 thanks for the RP hun πŸ˜˜β˜•or 🍻

@smellyfingers bet you do! 🍎🍎no pears apples are firmer πŸ˜‰

@smellyfingers @lonelynutmeg98 thanks for the RPs πŸ’‹πŸ’‹β€

@misslittleDHP @minxyMolly thanks for the RPs cuties πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’πŸ’

Sounds like a fruit salad here so i'll offer up my lovely plums and a banana 😜😘

@sjw both please hun! πŸ‘β€πŸ»β˜•πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

@smellyfingers πŸ…πŸ†πŸ… lmao!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 greedy or what! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sjw no probs

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@naaviie I'm liking your pic! As @RichWithey seen his winning words πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

Thank you!!! ☺☺

Darn thumbs! Nope haven't shown rich yet!

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@RichWithey craaazzyy huh?! 😜😜😘😘

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@RichWithey haven't got a clue, but I bet there's a guy there that fits the bill lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚x

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hehe thanks @RichWithey 😘

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