Now then, Kim, not being smug
Mine would have to come in a mug
Lots of ice, nice and cold
Extra fruity (or so I'm told)
At least three shots, filled to the top
And then I'll drink 'em 'til I drop!
Stirred up with my writers pen
OMG! I'm blurry again
A measure of happy and a measure of sad
The best cocktail there's to be had
Polish it off with a splash of guilt
And there you have it, it's called the L.I.L.T.
A closely guarded recipe
Here it is, the Long Island Leelee Tea!
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Comments & Feedback (18)
@Burrfoot cheers 🍻 fella. Don't have the right ring does it? I thought about it tho... 😂 thanks for the RP sir 👏👍😉
Haha love it mate. Get your reading glasses on because I've finally finished BB and I'm pretty sure you will be the only one to read it lol it's er a bit long.
@glen cheers mate. BB? What's that? Ha only joking about bloody time! I shall pop the old specs on and have a butchers later sir 👏👏👏👍😂
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