catsclawsquiltsandpaws

Ever tried to make the bed around a stubborn cat?
He ain't gonna move because he's lazy and he's fat
Resplendent and recumbent sprawled across your brand new quilt
I'd wear protective clothing, lest your blood be spilt
He'll jump up and take the warm spot from the second you get out
Dirty pawprints on the pillows, now what's all that about?
Don't try to lift him off 'cos when you think you've had success
The quilt will come off with him and a pillowcase, no less
The best thing is to leave him and just get on with your day
Payback's coming, Pussy, in a cat food kinda way
The situation's hopeless, let him make himself at home
At when it comes to bedtime, hey ho, when in Rome...