I can't believe it,
The way you've behaved today.
I even bought you salmon
Well fffs - that was a mistake!
For I got out of the shower and there you all were,
All looking sheepish,
Soil in your fur.
My heart sank and I think I knew,
That you's been naughty, your sisters and you.
I walked down the stairs,
Towelled top and bottom,
And there on the carpet
Was the vase and my blossoms!
The vase was in pieces
Light beige carpet a mess,
Oh God please stop
If this is a test.
Half hour later and all anger is lost,
You're on my lap being fed salmon,
I am far too soft.
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