Is it me or does everyone own a range rover these days?
Adjust your seat position in a hundred different ways
Cruising urban roadways
Guzzling the gas
Five times as many CC's than my little fiat has
Lording over all of us in our normal cars
Trying to look cool when pulling up outside bars
But then you try and park and you are way too big by half
I'll nip into that space thank you and I'll have the last laugh
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