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There's a fella on this train
Wearing shorts, even in this rain
He may be quite bold
But his legs must be cold
Or there's something wrong with his brain

He's spilling over with fat
Why would you dress like that
When it's clearly, today
Gonna rain all the way
He's even forgotten a hat

leelee101

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Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (17)

Maybe he's from the US. It's fashionable to pretend you're a surf rat here. Was he wearing flip flops too

@ckahn no a jumper and a sill haircut! 😉

I've a friend who come rain or shine wears his shorts...I can relate to this....you is FUNNY xx

Weird guy lol😄

Awesome 😘😘😘

That must have been a sight

@misslittleDHP nearly as funny as he looked! 😘

Lol you need to be on the tube at rush hour plenty of inspiration there!😽

@sjw Siena hun this guy was a psychologists wet dream! 😘

@leelee101 there's always one somewhere 😽

@MKTech yup, at canary wharf after the pageant! 😊

Nice one, king @leelee101 made me chuckle 😝💙

Very quirky :)

@HeatherAnne thank u hun x

@ThePhoenix666 thank u sir 😊

@annaswann thanks for that repost 😉

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