Oops I Did It Again....No Tea, No Sympathy

Ladies please be aware..... there is a worldwide pandemic that is sweeping our nations at an alarming rate. It has been silently infecting our males.

Worldwide a female somewhere will become aware of this awful disease. It is believed every second, a male will be struck by this.

It's officially called 'Maniushighlycontagion'...for short MAN FLU. I always thought it was urban legend but alas girlies it is indeed true.

Some of you may be just going through the motions of every day life completely and utterly and frankly blissfully unaware of the epidemic that is laying dormant EVERYWHERE.....it cannot be seen, smelt or tasted but it is highly contagious....

Women and children appear unaffected however the male species are susceptible to this disease.

It infected my male about 4 years ago and there is no cure, you will hear them in pain and I mean REAL pain for a sore throat, the headaches they endure are excruciating and not on a par to yours EVER and of course this affects their everyday life although they are brave little soldiers and do manage to get through a working day, but as soon as they get home they are so utterly exhausted they are unable to do ANYTHING.

I am strong though and I keep going as that is all you can do, am I braver than him?....don't be silly.
Am I clever for managing to wash up with a stinking cold?....don't be silly.
Am I able to just go to bed and rest when I am ill....don't be silly.

Obviously MAN FLU is very real, I am testament to that, but you too could be inflicted with this terrible strain so be AWARE and stay STRONG.... As I said before it is incurable and probably will not get better but as women unite we can get through this and keep our families and the country going should we need to.

For help and advice please email me
www.manfluisawimpsslightlyoverexaggeratedcold.com