(I don't like to do rants but this annoys me loads and I need to tell you all)
Don't ask the 'am I fat' question it is sooooo annoying. Mainly because you aren't fat and you know it! You just want attention and to be admired (I'm guessing). Secondly because if you are fat us boys are left in the awkward situation of either lying and keeping you happy or telling the truth and then you hating us.
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Comments & Feedback (21)
I don't want to be offended but I've been asked a few times before and I was thinking about it. Non of you are fat or ugly, you are ALL beautiful! So stop asking stupid questions!
Rant to guys who sum up all girls:- Maybe if men put no pressure on us to be fit, you'd not feel awkward when we ask.
@iPuss I'm not saying all girls are like this. I'm just writing it to all girls so that they know not to do it in the future. I honestly meant no offence and know that men do things that women hate. I'm sorry if I caused offence
I get what your saying but it some cases it is a genuine question not just attention seeking we women are complicated, best not to try and understand us ๐
@sjw I totally agree... Men are generally gross we accept that, women are highly strung and difficult to work out its just a case of accepting people for what they are!
@sjw lol yeah. I get that, it's annoying when it isn't that way though. And I've learnt that lesson, I'm never gunna try and understand a girl ever again! Lol
@iPuss @eyes5ib I agree but we need to be careful when we generalise anyone because we are all different I know guys who arent bothered if their partner puts on weight or slops around in her pjs all day and I also know guys who put a lot of pressure on their partner to be "perfect" and the same with girls and I stand by what I said earlier we are all victims of the media! ๐๐
@eyes5ib I agree I know a few people who are 13 and have gone on a diet. One girl had to go to hospital cuz it was that bad. It's also a matter of health.
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