For @Irrational_Kimmi and @leelee101
H ow many times can one lifeform moan about the opposite gender?
U seless at intergalactic travel... at any travel at all
M aybe because they only have two weak little legs
And only two eyes... imagine!
N o hope for this lot as the
S exes will kill each other off!
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How come girls alway 'love their friends to bits' (or maybe claim to). Guys don't. However, one misunderstanding, and girls become not only 'not friends', but actual enemies.
Do Or Don't If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
(I don't like to do rants but this annoys me loads and I need to tell you all) Don't ask the 'am I fat' question it is sooooo annoying. Mainly because you aren't fat and you know it.
Ladies please be aware..... there is a worldwide pandemic that is sweeping our nations at an alarming rate. It has been silently infecting our males.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
Oh ladies, won't you raise the roof It's time for you to tell the truth Please let out your secret plan What is it that makes up your man.
(this is inspired by Kayne west's track ft Jamie Fox, overdosed on it at 3.a.m lol) #household She'll take your money Cus she's in need And call you honey Then steal your weed Pussy whipped, and...
@wolfie ah, but it's the making up nik, and I'm not gonna be getting any nookie from any aliens now am I? 😂🍆🍅🍅👽❌
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