Oh ladies, won't you raise the roof
It's time for you to tell the truth
Please let out your secret plan
What is it that makes up your man?
Brave and fearless, nerves of steel
A romantic, not afraid to feel
Bad boy, leather, studs and jeans
Or good and honest, nice and clean
Rampant beast like Christian Grey
Or one who'll chase your fears away
Blue collar man in management
Or churchgoer; of sins repent!
Is he clean shaven, sparkling wit
Or does his beard tickle your bits?
Do you dream of one that's hot
Are you happy with the one you've got
You'll love and hate us in equal measure
So come on ladies, what's your pleasure?
In the comments, cast your votes
Gents read on, and please take notes!
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Comments & Feedback (51)
Fab, put a smile on my face!! 😄😄 A churchgoer with cast-iron chastity belt of course! (whips and paddles in the cellar?!) 😂😂😂
Hehe give me a wild, hippyish, free-spirited, intelligent guy. Looks...don't matter that much but check my profile picture if you want to see my ideal...😖💔
@MrsS hang on! I didn't think tools were included! Let me go check... 😂 good to hear that you're smiling hunny ❤😊❤
@Irrational_Kimmi that's me out at the intelligent stage... Damn! 😂 thanks for your lovely RP, beautiful 👍❤😘
@eddie12309 thank u hunny. We do seem to compliment each other at the mo! Maybe a joining of poetical forces is on the cards... 👍❤😘
Oh and tight jeans. Or flares. Something about flares makes a mans ass look awesome. I've got a thing for young Robert Plant...
I'd say caring, but strong. Understanding, but knows his own mind. Open, but not wussy. Tall (but not a giant!). Creative, but not weird! A 'Doer', but not a workaholic. Able to relax (but not lazy!) Hmmmmmm, maybe I'm possibly a TAD choosy?! 😉😄
Love this idea..someone who I can be totally myself with, that stimulates my mind as well as my body, oh and I definitely like the unshaven look...❤
Someone strong who will love me no matter what, who can appreciate a good book and have a laugh, a bad boy at heart with a kind side I guess...and someone who has goals and achieves them
Someone who will make me laugh when I'm crying, who loves me for being myself, and someone I can have a really good conversation with. And they have to be a champion level snuggler willing to put up with my eccentricities 😉😄🌺
@eddie12309 I'm lucky hunny, I'm able to write most of the day! God only knows where it comes from! ❤👍😘
Haha I'm taking loads of notes here@sjw dam I've just shaved@Irrational_Kimmi dam I don't own any flares but am a bit of a bad boy lol@naaviie I'm anything you want me to be and @IndiaSparrow im to old for you lol
Hahaha love it mate and I'm definitely taking a few mental notes on these comments!! I'll just be meself tho if they don't like it then they can do one 😜☺
Ooooo I missed this one...someone who will make me laugh...strong, as I can be a handful, loves good conversation, someone who can be a little wicked but will treat me with respect....appreciate my writing...an inner confidence that is just that but not arrogant...imaginative...good looking but not drop dead gorgeous, can't be going out with someone prettier than me...sensitive and kind...comfortable in their own skin...most of all...love me....now Santa....you have 5 months to get that ok??
@smellyfingers cheers mate! I think the ladies are all looking for the one fella. If you can morph into him, you'll be laughing! 🍻👍😂
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