I've never had a boyfriend,
I've never been in love.
I've never been heart-broken,
I'm sorry, it's not my club.
I may not have experience,
But I don't need it yet.
I don't go 'round flirting
With every guy I've met.
And though I'm no Ms. Heartmend,
Please take some small advice,
Stop your act of whiny slut
Or dammit, pay the price.
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