Director had a camera
A movie he did shoot
He took it to Hollywood
To try and bag some loot
He took it to an office
Where sat a talent scout
Who watched director's movie
And afterward did shout
What the hell do you call this?
This thing's beyond belief!
This ain't no jive, it's just that I've
Seen better film on teeth!
Director was downhearted
But he'd formed a plan
He would have his sweet revenge
On this nasty little man
Out came director's camera
What a clever one he'd got
A gun came from within the lens
And shot scout on the spot
So if you meet director
With his movie crew
Be nice, be kind or you may find
His camera pointing at you
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When you write like this it reminds me of the late, great Spike Milligan. There can be no greater praise.
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