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The Pigeon Mafia

Fat flying vermin, no Tommy Guns in sight,
eluding the stereotype.

They have muscled their way on to your balcony.
Using your house as a another dodgy front,
for breeding their own little family.

But don't be the fool.
If you move their kin,
it's the cardinal sin.

They will wait for you
Outside your door,
even if your above ground,
not making a sound,
to settle the score....

raining down white hell,
right onto your head.

Dovahkiin

@Dovahkiin

I'm 25, from Leeds, UK. I like to describe myself as a philosopher of sorts, I write poetry of the heart and soul. Currently trying to turn my hand to short story writing - will post first on here if I come up with anything good! Stay tuned!!

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Comments & Feedback (7)

Hahaha, so true the little buggers

@naaviie I wrote this for a friend, she had a pigeon nest on her balcony - in a high rise block of flats! cute little babies though lol

@Dovahkiin - really? Awe! And they are the only bird species that gives 'milk' to their chicks.

@naaviie really :) I didn't know that! we didn't want to disturb them much so didn't see them being fed :D

@Dovahkiin cute!

@Dovahkiin like it! 😊

@leelee101 cheers mate! :)

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