A day in the life of a Christmas Tree..........
So I'm just growing in a forest, minding my own business when some stupid jerk with a CHAINSAW, comes along and chops me down... I mean they have no right. I am then tied to.. TIED to his car and lugged inside a house. 5 little kids come and start touching me. With their shrieking little voices...Urrghhh then they cover me in fairy lights and strangle me with tinsel. Then the hang stupid decorations on my branches, which ache like hell. Then they put presents underneath me. I feel like a hen sitting on eggs, for trees sake! The family go to bed and leave me with the burning little lights pricking my branches. Then I'm woken up by the 5 screaming brats who open their presents with excitement. Afterwards I am dragged out to the cold garden. Sawed up and burned on a freaking fire. I'm dead.
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