Curtains

leelee101 • 1434 followers

The curtain twitcher was looking
At next door's latest booking
He got so worked up
Dropped his teacup
And started overcooking
She wasn't exactly dour
And her pay came by the hour
Curtains could see
She don't work for free
But he'd stop 'em, if he had the power
Then Curtains struck a plan
He'd confront this libidinous man
He'd tell him to meet
Him out in the street
To effect a nookie ban
So Curtains knocked on his door
And now he drinks thru a straw
For the next door man
Broke both his hands
And those curtains don't twitch any more

#dark-humor #general #neighborhood-conflict #revenge #violence

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