Hair bombs? Ha!
Think I don't know how to deal
With a simple hair ball meal?
My vetty powers seek out those devils,
You can't win on any of your levels!
Didn't you notice the hens stow-away,
As in your Hairmobile you made your getaway,
Ready to sacrifice themselves for the cause,
They plant egg-bombs in chicken gauze,
All we can hear as we bedazzle,
Is a huge BOOM as your hair frazzles,
Goodbye Baldie BedHair Lee,
Your legs now float in the North Sea.
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23, Vegetarian, (insanely busy) Vet student pondering about love, life and dragons.
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