11 December 2012
There's this bloke on Opuss who'll make you laugh
Just don't ask what he did in the bath
He writes in his garden where he keeps a bug
And he loved the 90's. What a mug...
He'd be the PM if he had his way
It'd be a Pigs Ear, I'm sorry to say
He's friendly with spacemen called Zip and Zong
And he loves Spurs. Boyyyeee that's just so wrong
Gets his ass kicked regularly
'Cos he can't beat Sienna at C.O.D.
He's the master of limerickery
And he likes a saucy piece (or three)
I reckon I could go on and on
I give you @glen, International Phenomenon™
Phenomenal • Opuss № I