29 May 2012
The King of Clubs was dancing
To the music in his brain
While King of Spades was digging
Up the gardens once again
Diamond King was dressing
In his jewellery and his bling
The three of them then visited
The one remaining King
They'd forgotten that the hearty one
Had torn himself in two
And was running round Opussia
Looking for some glue
So all three Kings did something
With a sharp thing that they'd found
They tore themselves in half
And left the shrapnel on the ground
Happy with themselves they went
And legged it thru the door
Now Opussia's card deck had
Eight Kings instead of four
Kings • Opuss № I