Feeling a little bit rough today
I'm not ill often, I have to say
A cough and a splutter, a lovely sore throat
Mouth feels all furry like it's wearing a coat
Teeth seem covered in a film-like sheen
And what I'm ejecting's a nice shade of green
No chance of time off, so I'll soldier on
Munch on my medicine until it's all gone
Hope I can help it to quickly take flight
I'm supposed to be out on the lash Friday night!
I'm not one for moping, face the day with a grin
But that'll depend on the form Bob's in
I'll be just fine if he leaves me be
Bugger off Bob, let me die quietly...
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Comments & Feedback (18)
Poor you! I think it's doing the rounds, we've all had similar sniffs and snuffles here. I call this the season of mellow sniffullness! Hope you are soon much much better. Keep warm and rest when you can. Gosh I sound like your mum!! ✨🌟✨🌟
@RichWithey @sleepydragon thank u both 👍 sure it's nothing much, all gone with plenty 💊💊💊😂 maybe I just need some mothering Diana 🌹 Repost beers for you Rich 🍻🍻
Oooo too much info! 😳 Get manuka honey and fresh lemons drink it every couple of hours and you'll be fine! Hope you feel better soon hun 😘
Bend over Hun...I'll give you a shot of some TLC ...cuddles...and a smackeroo...oh and some chicken soup....💉💉💉💊💊💊🍵🍵😘😘😘💪💪💪💪💪
Hope you feel better soon 😘💊💊 Or if not...🔫😂😂😉 I have a snotty, sore-throated toddler here today - but he's being fed and given warm blackcurrant/lemon/honey drinks and is still in fleecy PJs as we speak - I reckon he'll be just fine! 😏😁😂😂
@MrsS Cheers hun. 👍 I reckon I could learn a thing or two from that young man... Talk about a button pusher! 😂😂😂👍🌹
@misslittleDHP aw thank u Kim ❤ but my back hurts too...and me legs...😂😂😂 Thanks for reposting hunny 😂❤💋
Aaaaaah, it's not do bad for me either, loads of cuddles and peace and quiet!!! (and I'm also still in my PJs!!!!!! 😳😂😂 sssshhhhh!) Best get dressed soon though - can't do the school run looking like this!! 😱😱😱😂😂
@leelee101 I've escaped so far this term it's usually October when I surrender but still fighting on! ✊😷
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