24 January 2013
Bananas for breakfast, the gorilla said And then again for lunch Some before I go to bed I need to eat a bunch!
I daren't argue with this gorilla He's far bigger than me He'd use me as a sandwich filler Then have bananas for tea
I served him up his brekkie bananas With a practised waiters touch But he was wearing my pyjamas! This was just too much
I bravely said now listen mate I'm going to kick you out No arguments, accept your fate You apish black haired lout!
The gorilla didn't say a thing He simply sniffed and said I'm sorry about the mess I bring Eating bananas in your bed
Now gorillas can look very sad I hated seeing him alone And besides it would be pretty mad To eat bananas on your own
Back you come, my furry friend Just promise to behave Bananas bend but friendships mend If they're worth the save
We were both onto a winner We relaxed, put up our feet I'd nothing in for dinner But there's bananas we could eat...
Bananas For Breakfast • Opuss № I