I chanced upon the wise man
Sitting atop a pole
I asked him why, he cast an eye
And said "to cleanse my soul"
I marvelled at his wisdom
And asked him could it be
That he'd impart his blessed heart
Unto the likes of me
He looked at me and stated
It isn't that alone
Up here I get more signal
For my mobile phone
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