They're not sure when
And they're not sure how
You'll need your factor one million
Panic buying starts now
Make sure your table's big enough
For the family to hide
Assume the crash position
It'll be a bumpy ride
Stock up on tinned food
And the essential supplies
Not that you could see 'em
When the blast has peeled your eyes
Me? I'll take it easy
I won't do anything rash
Don't wanna hang around
Sooner be gone with the flash
You'll find me in my shades
Earth's coolest, calmest man
And when armageddon comes
At least I'll go out with a tan...
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πππ Hey, be extra cool.... Soak in a bathtub of cold tea (bags left in) whilst you're waiting for the end and your tan will really look sublime. Plus you'll actually be physically cool. Plus you like tea. Plus, it'll give you something to do while you wait. Enjoy!!! πππππ
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