16 August 2012
Ladies, your mood will turn black You may feel the need to attack And what is the reason The Premier League season Oh yes girls, the footie is back!
But gents, while you are delighted The girlies are not that excited Don't forget, it's a game So keep lit lover's flame Please don't be so short sighted
A cunning plan you'll have to hatch Here's an idea you can snatch If you're a smart cookie You'll still get some nookie Without ever missing a match
Attach your mobile device To the headboard, is my advice Then the game you can see Whilst making whoopee Now wouldn't that be nice...
Headboard • Opuss № I