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Life is a funny iThing

Following a wee chat with @eddie12309

Marital bliss or an iThat or iThis
There's an app for that
Conjugal rites by an iPad's lights
Sure there's an app for that
Want to write on your iThing tonight?
There's definitely an app for that
A game on a board, won't be long 'til you're bored
There's several apps for that
The paperback book. Replaced. Take a look
There's an app for that
Pornography's free! You didn't hear that from me
I've heard there's an app for that...
Chat 'til you're hoarse. On an iThing of course
There's an app for that
Get a life. Show some class. Don't just sit on your ass
There's not currently an app for that
iDevice life comes between man and wife
All of our apps will do that
Just don't come and moan when you turn into an iPhone

There'll never be an app for that...

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Comments & Feedback (20)

@eddie12309 you helped me see this side of (i)things. Thank u 👍

It's true!!! My ex and I spent a lot of evenings together but not really because we were both consumed by our idevices 😒 Lucky for me Johnny's phone is from the late 90's and only does texting, calling and playing snake hehe

😂😂 All too true! 😉

Sometimes I just want to throw my phone in the toilet. Great this 😃😃👏👏

@Burrfoot appreciate that RP mate 👍 thank you 🍻

@MrsS ain't it tho? 😂😂 Thanks for reposting hun 👍❤🌹

@glen that would make it an iThrone wouldn't it mate? 😂😂😂📱🚽 Cheers for the RP squire 👍🍻🍻

@Irrational_Kimmi ah the heady days of the 3310... Bring back snake I say! 😂😂😂 Thanks for reposting hunnybunch™ 👍❤🌹

@RichWithey appreciate that RP hombre 🍻🍻🍻 thank u

Well done. Nicely and eloquently put. I think there may also be position apps to help in the ibedroom. 😂💚💚👏👏

@eddie12309 oooo...note to self... 😂😂 Thanks hun and if course ☕™❤

Brilliant 👏😂👏😂👏😂👏

@misslittleDHP thanks Kim my lovely ❤ big 💋💋💋 for the RP too hun 👍🌹

Cleverly wrutten (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

Written** crap ಠ_ಠ

@deviltortoise thank you. 👍😊

No problem :)

Missed this one somehow😳 well said 👏

@sjw thank u hunny 👍❤🌹

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