3 January 2013
Remote controls are everywhere And not just for TV Used to make do with just one Now there's at least three They used to be so simple For me to operate Just trying to change the channel Leaves me in a state
Pick up the remote Whilst laying on my bed Try to put on ITV The lights come on instead It's at least three feet long Had to build a special shelf Enlist somebody's help 'cos You can't lift it by yourself
Try to use the blu-ray Watch a film you'd like to see Try operating that one Without a science degree And telly ain't just telly Now it's Internet as well I've thrown the thing across the room Remote controlled death knell
So then, with more buttons Than a haberdashery It seems remotes control you too Automatically But you cannot battle progress Don't even try to fight Just press the big red button Turn it off, thank you, goodnight
And with remotes controlling Every facet of my life I wonder if they make one To remote control the wife...
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