This ain't no test
It ain't no drill
You know the hole
You're going to fill
So come on Bob
Show that crack
@Delilah, Jerome's not
Coming back!
I lined it up
The perfect shot
Heard him say
'It's brown and hot'
But all that's left
His bushy tail
It'll need a wash
'Cos it's smelling stale
Sorry, missy
You volunteered
Now poor Jerome
Is all shit-smeared!
Good old Jerome
He did the job
He finally managed
To shut up Bob
The funniest part
Bob lost all class
With a squirrel
Hanging out of his ass!
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