8 February 2013
One sunny day, Jack decided to go looking for love down on the beach. However, he'd forgotten about the fact that he was wearing a shocking pink mankini which of course was three sizes too small, chafed in all the wrong places, and left him rather embarrassed, knowing it wasn't really very attractive to women.
Not being one to give in, he even tried going au naturelle at a nearby naturist resort despite the restraining order, but that didn't work either.
Never mind Jack, better luck next time...
Jack's Back with a Tacky Looking Crack • Opuss № I