20 November 2012
While you've been at play
Reading stuff
And writing sonnets all day
Guess how I've whiled my day away?
An awful job, yes, with Bob
But this time it's not his fault
It was our bi-annual honer assault!
A honer leaves a surface so fine
Oh but the mess it leaves behind
Up to my knees in liquid metal shit
Been doing in 4 hours and I've had enough of it
Me? Easy life? You're having a laugh
It's like the T-1000 got dirty and melted in a bath
Sticky heavy goo
Gets everywhere
Face and arms are covered
It's in my hair
Oh and the smell
Stale oil too
Reminds me of Saturday
And what I left in the loo...
But enough's enough
When you still feel rough
Wouldn't wish an enemy
This shitty liquid stuff
But it went ok
Now on with the day
My normal job
My usual work
Still enough time left
For Bob to drive me
berserk...
Liquid Metal Stinky Shit Bath • Opuss № I