20 December 2012

T hough you've really had enough, there's always room for more

U ndo your belt and trousers so your gut rests on the floor

R eally all you want is some booze to drown the flavour

K indly throw the thing away. Turkey sarnie? Do me a favour...

E at until you burst or are feeling quite sickly

Y ou may think of giving up. Try going cold turkey...

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