15 June 2012

Everybody knows a camel cannot play guitar

Neither can he play a lute or even a sitar

I know of a camel, thought he'd learn to play banjo

There's only one thing stopping him, the curse of Cameltoe

Instead of getting humpy, he booked himself some lessons

But overcoming cameltoe took far too many sessions

So he left behind his banjo, and with rhythm in his head

He stuck two drumsticks to his feet, went tubthumping instead

Now he is world famous and our camel keeps the beat

He's sorted out his problem, and he's known in every street

So if you want to strum some strings but you've made the wrong impression

You would do well to keep in mind the camels banjo lesson

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