a villain's diary

Dear diary,

Luke didn't show up. Again. Really thought he'd come around to the idea of having a father. That's gratitude for you I suppose. I mean, one minute you're just a farmboy working all the hours for your uncle, the next he could have been cruising the galaxies with me! I don't know, the youth of today.
Still, he's getting good with that lightsabre I left for him. Don't know where he gets that from, sure ain't his mum! Reminds me, must put mine on charge...
Pretty good at flying, too. Cost us a bit though, I mean, I'm sure he didn't mean to blow that Death Star up, but he could have said sorry at least. Kids eh! Who'd have 'em...
Anyway, I've invited him along, again. We're on a nice forest moon and I've brought along some of his teddy bears. I know he had an accident the last time we got together, but the docs tell me his new hand's just fine. I suppose we'll have to have a little play again, boys will be boys!
Anyway diary, we'll see. Right I'm off, got to get this cape taken up and my filter needs cleaning.
Ooo and we need milk...