Dear diary
Well Luke actually came by today. And what a mess that boy leaves! I mean, no sooner had he turned up, he's jumping all around the place swinging his natty new green lightsabre about! He did do a good job on it though, reminds me, must put mine back on charge...when I find it...
And all those teddy bears! Running around making a hell of a noise, throwing stones and sticks around, it's going to take an age to tidy up!
Anyway, me and Luke eventually got to chatting, about when he might come again, and his sister...actually he got a bit annoyed and started all over again. An iddy biddy misunderstanding, a small cut on my hand, ok quite a big one actually, and then Grandad turned up and there must have been a power shortage or something because there was all this lightning everywhere and it was hitting Luke so I thought I'd try to get him out of the way but I tripped over my bloody cape (what am I like!) and ended up dropping Grandad down a big hole! Oops! Still, he'd had a good innings...
Well, at least the boy had finally bothered to come by. Not sure I'll ask him again though, he's cost me a fortune so far, and an Empire doesn't come cheap you know...
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