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A Load Of Old Sheet

'Juan Sheet', my arse...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (16)

That's so true and an annoying way to start the day. Sending u some very good ones from here πŸ˜œπŸ’¦

Love it! Great one LeeπŸ˜ŠπŸ’—πŸ’›πŸ°

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@MrsS you know it's true hun! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€

@HeatherAnne πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ cheers feather πŸ‘ and thanks for the RP hun πŸ‘πŸŒΉ

@sarahgamal aw would you? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks Sarah. And πŸ’‹ for the RP hun πŸ‘πŸŒΉ

Tee hee. That's made me smile. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β˜•πŸ’š

@eddie12309 true story in my kitchen this morning hun! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€β˜•

What? 'Juan sheet' doesn't do plenty??? Bastards!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh dear, I think it's funny but I'll bet you weren't laughing! 😹😹😹

@Weirdwolf mate, Juan 'does' plenty, I'm sure, but one sheet is indeed sheeeeet... Bastards indeed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Cheers for the RP sir πŸ·πŸžβ˜•πŸ‘

@crowncottage correct. I trod in it first... πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reposting Linda πŸ‘πŸŒΉβ€

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@RichWithey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ cheers and beers for the RP amigo πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ»

Ha ha ha πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@misslittleDHP πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€

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