29 November 2012
Someone's been in my wardrobe
And found me rubber suit
I suppose she found it funny
To play a prank so cute
She's only gone and nicked it
I really don't know why
I know I said I hosed it
But that was just a lie
I forgot to clean it last time
I took it off then put it back
I really get quite sweaty
And it really chafes me crack
See my rubber suit's for diving
Bit I won't say which kind
Either will involve getting wet
Ooo what a dirty mind!
So watch out for Sienna
For she'll think it's a hoot
To jump out from your wardrobe
Wearing me rubber suit...
The Rubber Suit • Opuss № I